run out of womb

... learning how to be a mum from scratch

Monday, 20 March 2017

11 hilarious tweets that reveal what it's REALLY like to parent a toddler

Screw those perfect Insta-shots. This is reality, toddler parents-to-be. Get ready.... 

1) When you lick just to check and...  



2) When your phone's memory is suddenly full and you're sure you didn't take 34,000 photos overnight, and then you check your camera roll....



3) When blindly inserting a hand into any cavity in your home is actually kinda dangerous...

 (via @marketingelise)


4) When you've come to expect a spider web pattern on your phone, even when it's brand new.


(via @aayyyanifa)

 5) When actually leaving the house on time for once is always scuppered by poo o'clock
(via @mydelfablife)  

6) When your house is a total tip... apart from areas of organisational focus for the toddler. 
 (via @ingrid_arnold)

7) When you can't remember NOT being decorated by changing mat-related bruises
(via @justsmurfyk)

8) When you think you're being sworn at (but it's just a cutlery request)


(via @keithcenochs)

9) When you used to clock-watch in the office.. But now it takes on new meaning. 
(via @marijaabicic)
10) When you're asked if this whole 'sibling thing' can be over now... 

(via @ejstagg89)

11) When you realise you bigged up 11 hilarious tweets but you only collated 10. Because your toddler didn't sleep, your brain left the building a year ago and .. damn you totally could have got away with it if you hadn't mentioned anything. 
SHARE:

1 comment

  1. This Is How To Actually Win And Get Your Ex Back With The Help Of Dr Happy Powerful And Urgent Love Spell With 100% Guarantee
    Hiiiii!! my boyfriend and I have been getting into little arguments which then later escalated. A lot of which are my fault but I never thought I would lose him because we are in love. He told me yesterday that he loves me but is done. That the fights keep hurting him too much. I can’t believe I hurt him like that and would love nothing more than another chance to prove to him and myself that I will cut out my insecurities that I’ve brought into this relationship. I did all i could to end this fight between us us, didn’t work so i had to seek the help of a spell caster who i met online and promised to help me bring him back into my life in 2 days time. i wasn’t really sure about this, but i was really desperate that i had to do all that the spell caster asked me. it was on the second day at 5pm on Friday, i had a knock on the door and to my greatest surprise, it was my boyfriend, the first thing he said, was that he has forgiven me and he will never leave me again, Am so full of joy for what this spell caster and to this product page and graphic love spell coz it really help and work for me, i also want the world to benefit from this. if you need his help you can reach him for any thing on relationship problem, getting your ex back save and protect your marriage life with your soul mate contact him now for he is so powerful and real.
    Urgently email him now on happylovespell2@gmail.com for more info
    Visit or view on his web site at Web site:http://happyspelltemple.webs.com/
    Also for quick option on how to help with a love spell add him up on Whats-app +2348133873774

    ReplyDelete

Note: only a member of this blog may post a comment.

© run out of womb. All rights reserved.
Blogger Designs by pipdig